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*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*


i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account


every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

"I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that the normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure."
American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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